[FM] Ritual Mafia IV -- Day 4 (7/16) -- Heretics and Traitor Win!

But its 4 hours past my bedtime and im on mobile hhhnnnggg

Give me a good nights sleep and I will see what I can do tomorrow, even if everyone else has done it already.

low-key tempted to just clear everyone who’s actually doing anything remotely resembling solving in LyLo

why do i feel like you’d never say this if you were converted unless everybody posting was town

Lemme go tell my scumbuds to talk rq

tell them i said hi

who are your scumbuds :eyes:

Hey kat, kat told me to say hi

You, kat, gorta

the classic “everybody talking is scum”

I have a mildly amusing story on that note

do you want to hear it

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is it this game

On what note
Middle C?

no

yes i want to hear it

I’m back, and what happened to Arete’s title?

oh hey

uhh

you’re L-1?

Arete sucks at reads

so partway through D2 of my disastrous hydra game with Marshal, all the actual townies had stopped posting (Marshal and I were dead at this point)

scum started talking with each other in the thread

at some point they ran out of reads to talk to each other about

instead they started RNGing words and forcing each other to write posts using said words

this led to such posts as:

You guys wanna hear a story?

There was this cabinet which was in love with a chair. However this chair secretly loved cabinets older cousin cupboard. So chair like the jerk they were used cabinet to get to cupboard but it turned out that cupboard loved cabinet. Through this experience cabinet and cupboard got together and they ended up creating armoire.

The end

no one alive noticed this was remotely strange

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fuck such an obvious not-a-reaction-test whatever shall I do