Last Poster Before Threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread v2)

[katze]

i clicked at a random spot of RM4 to see if i could find it

@Marshal

i only heal bitches

@katze

are you calling vulgard a bitch

@Marshal

absolutely

@Vulgard bitch

lmao

[Italy]

okay but can it top this

@Marshal

See, for example, what i’ve been doing is a reactiontest all along.

i am not marshal. This is italy. I drove down to austin, beat marshal up, tied him up in a closet, and am impersonating him to gain reactions

marshal has long since escaped the ropes but cannot come out of the closet i put him in because coming out of the closet is gay

[Italy]

marshal was very confused when he saw somebody in a plague doctor outfit outside his house

[clonedcheese]

i kinda dont like that i feel the need to clarify this
But
Is this what happened

[Italy]

maybe

it didn’t happen if there were no witnesses

[katze]

@Chloe

Lemme go tell my scumbuds to talk rq

@katze

tell them i said hi

@Chloe

Hey kat, kat told me to say hi

this being a W/W interaction is great

also i cannot for the life of me find the part where we analyze vulgards logs which means i probably passed it

heck

[Jane]

Give me a sec.

[Jane]

Forum of Lies

I think this is where it started?

Might’ve missed a small part that started earlier.

[katze]

how am i 1500 posts past this

i am skimming 2 fast

@Vulgard

@Vulgard

@Wazza

That will is bad.

im gonna cry
IT’S MY LEGITIMATE WILL GUYS PLS

@Vulgard

@katze

decent odds vul was SPKed

doubt, i’m not that good

@katze

or killed in fear of a redcheck

that’s more likely although i was deliberately going for v checks

@Vulgard

@katze

last time i saw vulgard die with logs he had reads in them

my reads are in the thread pls

@Vulgard

them trying to figure out if my logs were altered is the funniest thing ever

@Vulgard

STOP READING INTO MY TYPOS I WAS TIRED AS FUCK AND DIDN’T DOUBLECHECK AAAAA
aaaa

@Vulgard

THE ERROR WAS A TYPO AND I DIDN’T DOUBLECHECK BC I WAS TIRED
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Vulgard

IM GONNA SCREAM ABOUT THIS POSTGAME I WAS LOSING MY MIND
I WAS TIRED WHILE WRITING THEM AND DIDN’T DOUBLECHECK, WHICH IS WHY I MISSED THE TYPO
APPARENTLY IT WAS GROUNDS FOR “HMMM MAYBE THEY ARE NOT REAL??”
ALSO I DIDN’T PUT READS IN THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE GODDAMN THREAD
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the fact all wolves were pretending to figure out if my logs were real was the funniest thing ever but also made me lose my mind

this is the post i was looking for

i love vulgard

[Italy]

just saw a man score a critical hit on a route’s first pokemon
during a nuzlocke
it was a one shot

[Icibalus]

OF ALL THE LEGENDARIES FROM FROZEN THRONE
the set with the objectively highest rate of good legendaries
the one that I get is fucking

[Italy]

i don’t even know MTG and i can tell with just a glance that’s a shit card

[Icibalus]

hearthstone and not MtG
but you’re correct
it’s powercrept by a card that was fucking released in the same set
at a lower rarity

[Italy]

i have proven that i neither know hearthstone nor MtG

[Icibalus]

what the fuck was Knights of the Frozen Throne
it contains both some of the most busted cards ever printed and absolute garbage
and it’s only my luck I get the bad stuff

[Icibalus]

still
400 dust is what I was looking for
it’s just

[Icibalus]

here are all the good legendary cards I could’ve gotten instead

Summary

[Wazza]

chuckles
Chaos.

[Jane]

ThErE iS a ThReAd FoR tHiS!!

[Icibalus]

and by the way, that selection is me being harsh and not including some of the good ones that just see zero play in wild.
(also, HS offers a free legendary in the first 10 packs of every set, so I’m upset that for my new set legendary for Frozen Throne I got one of the few bad oens)