Marshals poetry punishment thread

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#41

its been an hour

#42

And I’m about to be on PC

Sonnet and ferret poem incoming

#43

ferret poem first

to annoy ami

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#44

The once was a ferret named jeff
who screamed expletives that started with f
he was kicked out of montana
and took to wearing a bandana
and became a world-famous chef

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#45

okay ami imma do the poem

and kinda try on the iambic pentameter
but not really

#46

eat a dick

#47

But Marshal, iambs are a simple task,
Which all can manage, should they simply ask

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#48

you know what

imma to a petrarchan sonnet

because that has no pentameter it looks like

#49

You do an iambic pentameter,
Of these poems, you are the creator.

#50

clever non binary person

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#51

those aren’t iambs and it sounds wrong

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#52

Iamb is ten syllables per line, right?

#53

marshal’s petrarchan sonnet

Ami and arete
stitting in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
now in the middle of a street
bystanders think they are sweet
but there is a feeling
that could cause much reeling
and make everybody downbeat

See arete is a nerd
and ami is not
and so the only thing that is heard
is b e g o n e, t h o t
a sad sad word
and then i get a blood clot

i dont know if this is right and i dont care

minimal effort ftw

#54

it is so fucking wrong

its
A
B
A
B

C
D
C
D

E
F
E
F

G
H
G
H

I
I

#55

iirc

#56

nah petrarchan ones are

abbaabba cdcdcd

#57

both of you are wrong regardless of whether you’re talking about Shakespearean or Petrarchan sonnets

#58

knew it

#59

once again the fair romeo corrects me

#60

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