[NSFM] Not Safe Forum Mafia - Prisoners Win

Squid was an exception as I need to know flips and then I need to try to read squid

I just want my haribo sucks thumb

Yeah everyone should be able to be pushed because any of those could be aliens in disguise. The only time those roles will matter is in the future once people start activating abilities

this speaks for itself

Just imagine, someone who didnā€™t speak at all until this point would join and we would push them, they claim deserter and we say goodbye :smiley:

Nah we are neutrals in

Quick reminder that editing post content is strictly forbidden.

As per usual, quick grammar/formatting edits like that are fine - just donā€™t make a habit of it, and I wonā€™t throw you out the airlock.

I didnā€™t mean that we kill them if they claim early, if they claim late they die, right?

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Oh no everything I type is full of mistakes now I have take my time to actually spell things out properly the first time instead of fixing everything later

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Muffled Voice
Hey guys. I swear, I just needed to share bodyheat alright? It wasnt that big of a deal or anything. ANYONE WHO DARES SAY OTHERWISE GETS ICECUBED.

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Can you ice cube me babe

Uhh Margaretā€¦

I trust youā€¦ whispers to Kai: donā€™t trust her sheā€™s crazy

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Just because there crazy doesnā€™t mean they cant ice cube me

Hey Margaret, got any of that spare haribo?

Oof, 12 minutes for meā€¦ anything to discuss before I shall go for quite a while?

When you talk about haribo and see this dreadful thing:
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If we canā€™t vote then why is our vote name on there.

#outsmartedbyanidiot

It has come to my attention that it may not be the greatest idea to have the shipā€™s only remaining AI, who is currently responsible for managing power and ship operations, also be solely in charge of you fucknuggets.

As such, I have salvaged one of Koleamos IIIā€™s old subroutines, and will be using it to help me keep track of your actions. Say hello to your new friend, aptly named ā€œPrisoner Upkeep Botā€, or ā€œPU Botā€. Heā€™ll be using this color to communicate with you all.

Fun fact: You know the drinks we served you in the cafeteria, marked ā€œsynthetic eggnogā€? Yeah, thatā€™s not really eggnog. Itā€™s actually made from bear sperm and some lab-grown fungus. The fungus is synthetic, so I guess it was only a half-lie. Now, I know some of you will be pleased at this news - Iā€™m looking at you, Scientist and Coroner - but for those that feel uncomfortable at the idea of drinking sperm/fungus concoctions, guess what? I feel uncomfortable looking at your face , but I have to anyway. So I guess we both feel uncomfortable. And thatā€™s your fault. Fuck you for that.

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Just realized this quote

What do you mean by this?

Damn, that shit is good