1262
Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier
Mafia Killer
Activation of the Ice Barrier (Day): Select three living players who are not members of the Mafia; they and you will all instantly fliplessly die. (1 use, can only be used while there are eight or more players still alive)
mafia win con
1263
wait, were already at 1250?!
Infuriate
Mafia Support
A single land(Passive): You may only use your abilities after one player has died at night(you may perform the factional kill though). Once two players have died at night, you can use both abilities simultaneously.
True to its name(Night): The next day, target player cant make posts with over 750 characters. They will be informed of this. If they fail to do this, they will be modkilled. After all, why should you be allowed to try to make plays. - infinite uses
Thats alot of Damage(Night): If anybody attempts to attack a member of the Mafia tonight, occupy and attack them. If anyone attempts to block the Mafia’s factional kill, kill them. - infinite uses
Mafia wincon
1264
Object of Obsession
Town Special
Yo fuc- this perk too op
Haha auras go brrrrr (Passive) - You are inside informed majority’s scum chat, and you can see their every action because lol.
Wait, draw back? (Passive) - The informed majority are obviously informed of your existence.
Town wincon
1265
Dancing Queen
Town Killer
do not fucking tell anybody that I like this song, I have a reputation to look out for (Passive) - If you claim this role during the day, you will unstoppably die that night. yeah, this is actually just Mutant.
Town wincon.
1266
Uro, Titan of Nature’s Wrath
growth spiral literally got banned, and this thing fucking powercreeps growth spiral in the same format, what the fuck WotC, did you even playtest standard at all
Simic Special
Escape (Passive) - You will die on Night 1, and you may flip as whatever you wish, or not at all. When there are at least 5 other people dead, you may exile their corpses to revive yourself at any time. You will remain in the Simic chat at all times.
Nature’s Wrath (Night) - Target player is unstoppably turned into a Simic Land of your choice. You must cycle through all the available lands before you may use the same one twice - Infinite uses, non-consecutive.
You win when the Simic overpower all other factions.
1267
Breeding Pool
I have nothing against shocklands, but you’re Simic, so I hate you.
Simic (Land) Support
Shockland Ramp (Passive) - On the night you were converted, if you were visiting a player, they will be converted to a Simic version of their class. You begin the game bleeding.
Simic wincon.
1268
Temple of Mystery
because what blue really needed was more ways to scry.
Simic (Land) Investigative
Perfect Draw (Day) - Scry 1 ability from the GI thread and gain a 1-shot version of it tonight. You are guarenteed to get a conversion ability the first time you use this ability. (To scry, the host will randomly select 2 abilities from the GI thread and show you the full text of one of them. You may choose to either keep that ability or exchange it for an unknown one.) - 3 uses.
Simic wincon.
1269
Thornwood Falls
budget cancer
Simic (Land) Offensive
1 Life (Passive) - The first time you are investigated, you will appear to be a member of the Town. You are also immune to death by all sources excluding the execution once.
Simic wincon.
1270
Simic Growth Chamber
ya’ll ever just bounce your own lands
Simic (Land) Killer
BOUNCE (Passive) - If you are converted into this role while there is another Simic member alive, you will unstoppably kill one of them at random to kill 2 non-Simic players of your choice. You must do this. You must.
Simic wincon.
1271
Misty Rainforest
reprint fetches you capitalist scum
Simic (Land) Special
Modern Viable (Passive) - Your faction CANNOT LOSE, and all other factions CANNOT WIN, not even if you’re dead.
Out Of Print (Passive) - A Simic player must paypal Mark Rosewater $50 with the messagePUT ME IN SECRET LAIR, DADDY. I WANT YOU TO PRINT ME SO HARD UWU
and give proof of the transaction (Maro posting about it on tumblr counts) in order for this role to enter the game. Otherwise, a random other Simic (Land) will enter the game.
simic wincon.
1274
i have many more MtG shitpost GI role ideas, but yes
named godfather
mafia wincon
1276
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWwb8S02f_c
Mafia Offensive
NO (Night) - Target player’s abilities are NO tonight. - Infinite uses.
You win when NO threats to your faction’s supremacy exist.
1277
Henry Stickmin
Government Special
Extremely Lucky (Passive) - All ITA’s on you will kill the attacker, and you will not die. All ITA’s you do will automatically suceed. If you spawn, ITA’s will automatically be enabled.
Government Supported Private Investigator (Passive) You may gain a random ability with a random use at any time, at Moderator discretion. You may use this alongside Teleporter/Charles. Maximum of 1 per cycle.
Charles (Day) - Call Charles to crash into a player, instantly killing them. - One use.
Teleporter (Night) - Telport somewhere else. Nobody will be able to target you tonight.- Infinite uses
Defeat the Toppat Clan and any meddling governments (neutrals)
Converts into Henry Stickmin (Rapidly Promoted Executive)
1278
Henry Stickmin (Rapidly Promoted Executive)
Toppat Special
Stupidly Lucky (Passive) - All ITA’s on you will kill the attacker, and you will not die. Any ITA’s you use will automatically suceed. If you spawn, ITA’s will automatically be enabled. You may gain a random ability with a random use at any time, at Moderator discretion. You may use this alongside Airship, if it is a Night ability. Maximum of 1 per cycle.
Grand Plan (Passive) After you spawn/become this class, the game will automatically end in 3 days due to your grand plan to launch a Toppat space station into space. When this happens, the Toppats will win.
Airship (Night) - Shoot at a player from your airship, killing them. This will count as the Factional Kill. You will not be seen visiting the player. - Infinite uses
Prevent the government and anybody else from stopping your plan.
1279
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1280
Warden
Neutral Special
Escaped Convicts Will Not Prosper (Passive) - You are hunting Henry Stickmin (1277 or 1278). If you spawn, he will spawn too. If he does not die by your hands, then you will commit suicide. You will commit suicide once you have won.
You will never see the light of day! (Passive) If you have found Henry Stickmin via Interrogate, instantly kill them, bypassing everything.
Incarcerate (Day) - Put a player in a cell at The Wall, preventing them from performing any actions tonight and preventing visits to them. You may communicate anonymously to your prisoner. You will be able to bypass his Teleporter with this action. - Infinite uses
Interrogate (Night) - Find out if the player you have Incarerated is Henry Stickmin. You will be able to bypass his Teleporter with this action. - Infinite uses
Kill Henry Stickmin.
1281
Town Jack-of-All-Trades (9x Track, 9x Motion Detect, 9x Doctor)
Town Special
ModBot (Passive): You must use each of your actions once (twice, etc.) before using any action again. You do not have to use them in the same order each time. You may not use Doctor on the same player twice in a row.
Track (Night): Determine who target player visits (9 uses)
Motion Detect (Night): Determine if target player uses or is targeted by an action (you will not know which happened) (9 uses)
Doctor (Night): Protect target player from attacks tonight (9 uses)
Defeat all scum factions and any neutrals who seek to do you harm.
1282
The Lawyer
Mafia Social
Sue (Night) - Each night you may sue the host, starting a normal argument of your choice with them (argument must make sense basically). If you win the argument, the host gives The Lawyer or the entire Mafia team a special buff (up to hosts what they want to give). [Infinite Uses]
A Completely Pointless Action (Night) - Force the host to argue with themself tonight. Then, if the host wins the argument, you may give the host 1 dollar, which does nothing. [Infinite Uses]Classic Mafic Win Condition
1283
The Philosihper
Neutral Support
Apprentice (Passive) - At the start of the game, you are assigned an apprentice. Your apprentice can only be scum roles.
Enlightment (Day) - Force somebody to vote somebody else. They cannot vote for the rest of the day. - 2 uses
Holy Protection (Night) - Prevent visits to your target. - 3 uses
Have your apprentice be at 2/3 votes or above and not get lynched that day.
1284
beautiful aerosmith cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdVMZzde9r4
Town Support
fast forward to Liv Tyler (Passive) - While you are alive, all Homestuck characters are immune to redirection and occupation.
town wincon
1285
Wayward Vagabond
DAVE: hey dont be saying shit about the mayor
DAVE: the mayor rules hes like my best fucking friendTown Special
Mayor (Passive) - Your role is revealed instantly at the start of the game. Your win condition and class cannot change.
HE’S AT BEST A MAYO. AND WHO EVER HEARD OF A MAYO? IT’S EVERY BIT AS IMAGINARY AS HIS IDENTITY AS AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. (Night) - At night, choose a player. You will learn if they have ever killed another player using one of their abilities. - 1 use.
town wincon
1286
Pumpkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgG8lAVh-EA
act 6 is a wild time
Mafia Offensive
waterworld was good but not that good (Night) - Choose a player. All feedback from their abilities will be replaced by a pumpkin. yes, it is ambiguous as to whether this classcard represents roxy or the condesce, no i’m not explaining which - 3 uses.
mafia wincon
1287
Karkat Vantas
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
Town Killer
Knight of Blood (Passive) - If you start bleeding, your class and allignment will both be revealed publicly.
FUCKING CRAB KNIVES OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT (Night) - Give a player a CRAB KNIFE - 4 uses.
town wincon
CRAB KNIFE (Day) - Choose a player. They will start bleeding, and will die in 2 nights unless healed. - 1 use.
