Granted, you’re randed macho townie and SPK’d n1
I wish for the rest of town to actually post
Granted, they post nothing but bad memes that clog the thread
I wish that my dorm room had a sink
granted. but it doesn’t doesn’t work because it doesn’t have pipes or water.
I wish to rand town on this site again
Granted. The host accidentally posts the spreadsheet in your role PM and you get replaced out for game integrity reasons.
I wish that people at board game nights would play games other than Avalon.
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granted. you play monopoly and promptly get stabbed with a fork by a very upset 8 year old and have to get a tetanus shot.
I wish for 5 more seasons of the office(with michael scott)
granted. i use my new powers to bust all people out of prison and there is a sharp uptick in crime.
I wish i had 11 toes
Granted, but they are all one one foot.
I wish I could stop time for 5 seconds at a time at will once per day
Granted. But you can’t move So all it does is confuse everyone.
I wish to Beat up some nerds
Granted. You beat up some nerds, but reinforcement nerds came and they were surprisingly strong, beating you up badly instead.
I wish I could go back in time.
Granted, you are instantly teleported to the South Pole.
I wish I could control the weather.
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Granted, you however, summoned some catastrophic level of disaster that is so strong that it is uncontrollable and destroyed the whole world.
I wish I could finish my social studies websites.
granted. you rush and they are hacked by hackers
I wish that simon didn’t clog the thread >:(
Granted. Instead Arete clogs the thread.
I wish for CD Mafia to be allowed again.
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Granted. The mods ban all use of words just to be safe though.
I wish for my pairs of jeans to magicalyl duplicate
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Granted. Your pair of jeans magicalyl duplicated.
I wish I was better at being mafia.
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Granted. You were so good at being mafia that you were suspected of being a spy and you were promptly murdered by the Russian Mafia.
I wish I had more character spaces in my bio.