The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#502

Granted, but it’s a bunch of bots who get banned shortly after.

I wish I wasn’t cold.

#503

Granted. You are now on fire.

I wish I was good at pentesting.

#504

Granted. You now are payed £4.20 an hour to test pens. No wonder they have ink at the bottom of them missing…you’re so bad at writing.

I wish my toe didn’t hurt.

#505

Granted. You get punched in the stomache, making you completely forget about your toe hurting.

I wish for a supernova.

#506

Granted. The sun explodes.

I wish that this thread was deleted.

#507

Granted. Eevee edits your message to delete “this thread”

I wish for a better genie

#508

Granted. The new genie is on his first day so is better than the -0.37 ration we have on these forums with a solid 0.

I wish for my cold to go away

#509

I would grant that, but I don’t think I can. I just started, you see, so I don’t really know my way around…

I wish for nothing

#510

Granted

I wish for something

#511

Granted. You are given a pepsi.

I wish for the old genie back.

#512

Granted. You now have the old genie’s back. Not any of their other body parts, just their back.

I wish that I were better at telling when people are lying in real life.

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#513

Granted. You mother calls you and says “I love you, goodbye” at the end of the call.

I wish for another finger.

#514

Granted. It’s on your face. Like a unicorn horn. It’s insanely disgusting.

I wish for a nap

#515

Granted, you get mugged and end up getting knocked out.

I wish that I could resurrect people.

#516

Granted, you can resurrect people but every time you do you forget their name. Every time they tell you you forget it, so you just start calling everyone Derrick.

I wish it wasn’t raining

#517

Granted, it is now hailing.

I wish that I had photographic memory.

#518

Granted. You can only remember memories in black and white.

I wish I had 6 toes.

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#519

granted. they sure aren’t yours though.

I wish for thai food

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#520

Granted. You were arrested for being a cannibal.

I wish that I had a full packet of haribo.

#521

not a problem since i’ll just use it to memorize my boring textbooks lmao

Granted. It’s full of enough nerve gas that kills you as soon as you open it.

I wish for insanely good luck in any form of lootbox in games.