The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#542

like as in break my fingers? that’s still hurting them tho. doesn’t matter if there’s pain or not
you could’ve done it the other way around tho (immense pain but no damage)

Granted. He was your best friend but you two had a falling out and now loathe each other.

I wish that I had some fresh, hot, delicious pho right now.

#543

Wish granted! You have the pho!! You start walking towards the table!! You trip!! Its all over the floor!! Oh no!!!

I wish I had a life-

#544

Granted. You had a life.

I wish Hja was my best friend again.

#545

Granted. Hja doesn’t feel anything towards you, but they are your best friend.

I wish for a normal bag of rice that I am unrestricted in using however I see fit.

#546

FTFY

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#547

Granted. It’s the size of a barn.

I wish for a barn.

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#548

Granted. It’s the size of a normal bag of rice. Also it’s about 5000 leagues under the sea.

I wish for a Grand Idea Turbo.

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#549

A league is a measure of distance, not depth

#550

one cannot be 1 league below sea level.
one can travel 1 league across the sea’s surface

#551

Couldn’t a measure of distance be used to measure vertical distance below the surface of the sea?

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#552

So you can’t travel one meter downward, but you can travel one meter across the surface. Got it.

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#553

No apparently it’s distance by land

thanks Google

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#554

generally yes, but not in the case of leagues due to how they are measured

#555

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#556

its 3 miles, specifically 3 nautical miles when at sea

#557

which is about 3.452 normal miles, according to Wikipedia

#558

granted. It was so fast that you couldn’t even comprehend it

I WISH Y’ALL STOPPED CLOGGING THE THREAD REEEEEEEE

#559

Granted. However, it never starts.

I wish for a mechanical pencil that can’t break, run out of lead (or graphite if you wanna be like that), and can’t be lost.

#560

wow how dare you post before me lol

wish not granted

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#561

Granted. It does not have any leadphite, so you couldn’t have ever run out of it.

I wish for a crown