The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#322

Granted. You are now suicidal.
I wish I could go to Site-19.

#323

Why would I be suicidal?

#324

Because no pain, no gain.

#325

How would that relate to it at all?

#326

If you lived forever, youā€™ll wanna die too.

#327

Granted. You go to the 19th site in the DMZ splitting Korea, unarmed.

#328

Reee
I wish to go to the SCP site-19.

#329

Granted, you go to the ā€œSpecial Careā€ & Protection Site #19.

I wish I had a portal gun from Portal that actually works and that wonā€™t kill me.

#330

Granted. You canā€™t travel through it (because it splits molecules apart before refusing them together, killing them for a split second)
I wish I went to the Secure, Contain, Protect Site-19

#331

Granted. You go to the Porn Set called ā€œSecure, Contain, Protect Site-19ā€

I wish that it rained pure, unadulterated greek fire.

#332

Granted, but not on Earth (thank goodness, for that stuff is dangerous)
I wish Jake changed his pfp to a non-furry.

#333

Granted, I change my sign to this:
NAF

I wish that Magnus specifically cannot, in any way, change my pfp for me, either directly of indirectly.

#334

Granted. [Magnus Maximus] can no longer change your pfp, because he is dead.
I wish I could change Jakeā€™s PFP once to something of my choice, that he must use until Christmas Eve.

#335

Granted, but Jake has the ability to reject any ideas he does not like.

I wish for a free trial of Disney- (Minus)

#336

(Are you gonna reject everything?)

#337

(Never said that)

#338

Granted. It lasts for half of the next thing (episode, movie, etc) you watch, after which it abruptly cuts out

I wish I had 5 dollars

#339

Granted. You have 5 Monopoly Dollars.

I wish for a much better wishing device.

#340

Granted. Now you have a catā€™s paw. It does nothing.

I wish I was clean

#341

Granted. You threw away the evidence and money.
I wishā€¦

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