The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#362

Granted but your dog turns into dog from your current pfp

I wish there was no fortnite

#363

Granted. Since thereā€™s no fortnight, the world ends in 13 days.

I wish Professor Nameredacted would approve my enrollment consent request so that I can actually take the courses I need to graduate.

#364

Granted, but they take multiple years to do it. You can probably figure out connotation off that.
I wish that I could turn an automatic spelling/grammar check for my irl voice on and off on command

#365

Granted. It works like autocorrect on your phone.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

#366

Granted it works like iPhone autocorrect

I wish it would never rain

#367

Granted. Lack of water recharge results in an innumerable amount of problems
I wish gamers werenā€™t oppressed by society

#368

Granted. Gamers are now empowered by society. Gamer culture, seminaked catgirls and overall misogyny is operated constantly.
I wish I didnā€™t spend so much damn time on the computer

#369

Granted, You now have to spend millions of dollars on your computer (Space)

I wish ToL removed Pretender and Fool

#370

Granted. Pretender and Fool have been removed from ToL but now there are 2 new classes that have exactly the same abilities/passives as Pretender and Fool but they have different names from them.

I wish that I had loads of time.

#371

Granted. You no longer feel obligated to do anything, freeing up the rest of your life. However, you forget to eat and thus your life is a short one.

I wish that Pretender and Fool were removed from ToL in such a way as to also remove any renaming, even with minor or major ability and/or minor or major winning condition changing.

#372

Granted. Instead they give all BD classes the ability to reveal as IC.

I wish that I had already packed to go back to college.

#373

Granted. Your abs are damn hot.
I wish I was magically immune to all sickness

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#374

Granted. You are burned at the stake for using witchcraft.

I wish for beans

#375

Granted. They are in a chest 1 thousand leages underneath the Sahara Desert.

I wish for world uniformity

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#376

Granted.
ā€¦this is bad enough as a wish. Should there be even a downside?
I wish people stopped wishing

#377

Granted. Now what people have wished before will really came true.

I wish I could get whatever the hell I want in gacha game.

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#378

Granted, but Gacha takes over your computer and there are furry +18 ads everywhere.
I wish that there was no poor or rich in the world.

#379

Granted, but every country in the world is now communist. You canā€™t get poor or rich if you get paid the same :wink:
I wish that Persona 5 The Royal will come out in the West already

#380

Thatā€™s exactly what I wanted, fool

Granted, but the Western version is very shitty
I wish to have a library inside my house

#381

Granted, but it is a haunted library so you pretty much went insane after a while.

I wish I could concentrate on my work inside the school.