The Monkey's Paw

MaximusPrime · January 12, 2020, 2:26pm

Granted, you are instantly teleported to the South Pole.

I wish I could control the weather.

Insanity · January 12, 2020, 3:32pm

Granted, you however, summoned some catastrophic level of disaster that is so strong that it is uncontrollable and destroyed the whole world.

I wish I could finish my social studies websites.

Simon · January 12, 2020, 10:56pm

congratulations!

Simon · January 12, 2020, 10:57pm

this is torture enough. the rest is unnecessary

Marshal · January 12, 2020, 10:59pm

granted. you rush and they are hacked by hackers

I wish that simon didn’t clog the thread >:(

Arete · January 12, 2020, 11:06pm

Granted. Instead Arete clogs the thread.

I wish for CD Mafia to be allowed again.

Marshal · January 12, 2020, 11:08pm

Granted. The mods ban all use of words just to be safe though.

I wish for my pairs of jeans to magicalyl duplicate

Htm · January 12, 2020, 11:10pm

Granted. Your pair of jeans magicalyl duplicated.
I wish I was better at being mafia.

Simon · January 13, 2020, 5:33am

Impossible!

Wazza · January 13, 2020, 10:36pm

Granted. You were so good at being mafia that you were suspected of being a spy and you were promptly murdered by the Russian Mafia.

I wish I had more character spaces in my bio.

Simon · January 13, 2020, 10:57pm

Granted. 100 spaces (that is, instances of the character " ") are added to the end of your bio until you next edit it

I wish i could get all my work done in time for the end of the quarter

Wazza · January 13, 2020, 11:00pm

Granted. You were fired.

I wish I could drink something cold and refreshing right now.

Marshal · January 13, 2020, 11:07pm

Granted. You drink liquid nitrogen and die.

i wish htm didn’t leave

Simon · January 13, 2020, 11:30pm

imagine getting fired from school

Mercenary · January 13, 2020, 11:50pm

Granted. Htm is forced to stay locked on this website, even after it ceases to exist, until his death.

I wish people could get fired from school

Wazza · January 14, 2020, 5:02pm

It’s a play on words.

You said get “work done”.

Wazza · January 14, 2020, 5:03pm

Granted. Students now get set on fire after bad behavior.

I wish I didn’t burn my thumb.

Jane · January 14, 2020, 5:19pm

Granted. You burned all your fingers except your thumbs.

I wish RAID: Shadow Legends was never created.

Geyde · January 14, 2020, 5:23pm

Granted. Youtubers, lacking sponsors, now have significantly less bandwidth.
I wish life was an elaborate GEICO commercial

Marshal · January 14, 2020, 5:28pm

Granted

I wish I could save 15% or more on car insurance