Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Arete]

I present an entire in-game day from the most recent completed game:

@Italy

CatgirlCopvig fucking dies

they were…

Vanilla Townie (Catgirl)

You might be a typical lazy catgirl, but that doesn’t mean you won’t do whatever it takes to remove the filthy canines in your midst! All you have is your vote and your meow, use it well nyan~
You win when all the doggirls have been exiled.
You lose if the Jester is executed before D3.

Night 3 has started and ends… Now.

Day 4 has begun.

Girlcat screams for a while and then suddenly dies of a stroke.

They were…

Jester (Foxgirl)

You’re not a catgirl, you’re not a doggirl, but what are you ? This is the question that begs to be answered, running through your head constantly. You’re never truly fitting in with either group, flitting on the edge of society alone with only your thoughts and sneaky grin for company. A plan comes to mind, a devious, insane plan to finally make them see you as you grin that maniacal foxlike grin.
You win if executed by the end of D3.
You will commit suicide and automatically lose if still alive by the start of D4.

@Nyan-chan

/vote PurrlyWholesome

@Nyan-chan

@Trochilidae

I’m gay

@joycatgirl

/vote purr

@joycatgirl

@Trochilidae come on let’s do this

@ChibiCat

/vote purrlywholesome

end game before dinner @Trochilidae

@joycatgirl

nyan chibi obvtown

@Nyan-chan

help I’m dying of laughter

this game is amazing

@Italy

it’s been a literal minute

okay hush

@Italy

You all immediately turn on purrely wholesome and beat them until they stop moving. Dark.

They were…

Vanilla Townie (Catgirl)

You might be a typical lazy catgirl, but that doesn’t mean you won’t do whatever it takes to remove the filthy canines in your midst! All you have is your vote and your meow, use it well nyan~
You win when all the doggirls have been exiled.
You lose if the Jester is executed before D3

Day 5 begins.

[EliThePsycho]

not FM but i do not care

[Marshal]

I petition we file this under “Worst”

@thepigeonnyc

Everyone talks about Dayless like it’s a meme . Well, that ends today. Note that this is not a signup thread.

Rolelist:
1x Angel
3x Town Neighbor/izers
3x Town Vanilla
1x Mafia Neighbor/izer
1x Mafia Goon

Town Neighbor/izer

You share a neighborhood with all other Neighbor/izers. Each night, everyone in the neighborhood may come to a consensus on who else gets to be a Neighbor/izer of their respective alignment. They gain that card immediately upon agreement.

A gun is given to one random person with this card. Only they know that they have a gun. Once they die, the gun is moved to another person with this card. Once everyone with this card dies, any vanilla Town in the neighborhood is given the gun. They can use this gun to shoot anyone else in the neighborhood. This can cause their target to flip as either “died” or “shot” (if an Angel dies from the shot due to the compulsive bodyguarding, it will always show as “died”), by choice of the gunbearer.

You win if the neighborhood has no Mafia in it.

Vanilla Town

You cannot do anything until you receive the Town Neighbor/izer card.

You win if the neighborhood has no Mafia in it.

Mafia Neighbor/izer

You share a neighborhood with all other Neighbor/izers. Each night, everyone in the neighborhood may come to a consensus on who else gets to be a Neighbor/izer of their respective alignment.

You share a night chat with your teammate. Each night, you may come to a consensus on who to kill. You may pick anyone .

You win if the neighborhood has no Town in it.

Mafia Goon

You are not in the neighborhood until you are given the Mafia Neighbor/izer card, but you share a night chat with your teammate. Each night, you may come to a consensus on who to kill. You may pick anyone .

You win if the neighborhood has no Town in it.

Angel

You are not in the neighborhood until you are given the Angel Neighbor/izer card (just pretend it exists).

You are randomly assigned to protect one random person. You have a night chat with that person. If your contract is to die, you will die instead.

You win if your contract survives to the end of the game.

I probably made a game-breaking mistake somewhere. Sorry.

[CRichard564]

EFoL 4&3/4 - Game Thread - Day 5 (5/16) - The Blue Dragon and Scorned are victorious!

Paladin. N1 Eli, not sus D2 Windward, no visit N2 CRich, not sus

And this is when he knew he [REDACTED] up.

[Marluxion]

@an_gorta_pratai

I am your worst nightmare Leafia

@Leafia

You’re right about that. You’re an idiot.

[Jane]

PoV: You are Town and Town Seth is pushing for an infolynch on another Town in MyLo

@ChopChop

Now you other alive players.
All of you.
May believe this means nothing.
You may believe it’s pointless.
Well that’s what scum would want you to think.

You see if you focus on “this is scummy let’s yeet”
We get no where and the Chance will always be the same “3/5”
It’s also always going to be a 3/5 chance if we focus on who’s scummy.

So we CAN’T DO THAT it’s not entirely about who’s wolfy and who ain’t.

It’s about how people say stuff and where and how they chose to respond.
No one can immediate their Town Meta just like their scum meta perfectly.
Scum has agenda and that also includes on how to respond.

Let’s not forgot that with a LiLi yeet we have 2 confirmed town as I said before.
We have the same chance at losing the game if we yeet literally anyone else.
Our odds are Always going to be the same!

[SirDerpsAlot]

@eevee

Team Player Awards time!

Please add Chloe to your classcard (yes, to all 3 of them Derps).

Nice

[Appelsiini]

@Chloe

Like if someone townread Marl for posting a smiley face I’d call it dumb

Sure, he’s likely a villager
But that wouldn’t be why

@Shurian

When you perspective slip in the first few posts tho
And then start pushing Chloe all the way xD

Like: Isn’t that all a charade

@Chloe

@Shurian

xD

Shurian is a villager

If I was a little more evil, I would’ve put something else here if it wasn’t possibly offensive to the person in question :^)

[GGhana]

@Chloe

and i’d rather us not have a last second ‘IM THE PRINCE’ claim that causes a fuck ton of chaos

@Appelsiini

I’m Prince and you’re all dummies

lol

[GGhana]

Umineko FM: Turn of the Golden Witch - Game Over - Wolves Win

Event! amogus Lasts one hour, submit answers in rolecards.

forgot to post this earlier

[Shurian]

@Appelsiini

Weh, alright.

The beginning of the weh.

[Marluxion]

@ChopChop

I’m a very valuable player when I’m gone

[Jane]

@min

speaking of, wind

you tested positive for. corona

@EliThePsycho

prediction
this is a redcheck soft

@WindwardAway

oh it was?

joycat.png

[Marshal]

@Marluxion

Mom says it’s my turn on the misplay-station

@WindwardAway

time to get xboxed in

Not even during a game

I just appreciate these words

[Marshal]

Felt I needed some artistry for this monumental moment

[DatBird]

my favorite interaction from dangan 5

@katze

“…anyway, let me look at that… also, do you still have that energy drink?”

@DatBird

“Yeah you want it?”

@katze

“that’d be nice, i feel like after winning at the game of tetris i’ve earned the right to a gamer drink…”

@DatBird

“Catch” Arthur tosses it “Member im only giving you this if u chug it. Cause thats what Norman Reedus would do”

@katze

“chug it… right now?”

@Arete

katze does the default dance

@DatBird

" Well i guess u dont have to right now, but u said u wanted a drink."

@DatBird

" And if ur worried i did anything to it, you can see its still not cracked open, and you will hear the carbonation when it opens. And if u still dont trust that, i been honest with everyone that I had it. Would be to obviously me"

@katze

alyx shrugs

“fuck it, lets do this”

@Arete

kat chugs the Monster Energy

@katze

alyx screams, loudly, full of energy “ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ”

@DatBird

“MWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA”
Arthur looks hurt

@DatBird

He hands you this card

@katze

“are you okay?”

“…am i okay?”

@DatBird

Arthur turns the card over, still laughing

@DatBird

Arthur flips the card again

@katze

alyx literally dies

@DatBird

Arthur stops laughing. And flips the card a final time

“Sorry bout that, completely uncontrollable”

@katze

(have you been waiting all game for this)

@DatBird

(No this was super impromptu)

@DatBird

(So how much did u think u died there?)

@katze

(literally zero)

@DatBird

(shit. Not a good enough prank then. Just u wait til next time. Imma get u good)

[Jane]

@katze

Any votes on me after this point will be considered scumclaiming.

@katze

/vote katze

lets go

@katze

whatever

its super obvious arete tracked me

/vote katze

get it over with

@katze

okay

just turbo eli on d3 then

/vote katze

@katze

/vote katze

sorry boys and girls and enbies

i need it for my passive

@katze

wait

i forgot i have to selfvote for this to guarantee a kill on marl

/vote katze

@katze

/vote katze

cfd

@katze

its overly convoluted and requires a lot of effort, but like

i can do it

watch

/vote katze

if i convince like 6 other people to do this i can die

katze lockscum

[Marshal]

Extremely cute exchange in upick wolf chat

[WindwardAway]

@Intensify

If EVO is somehow scum, I will personally drop out of skool and pursue a big mac cooking inspired job for life at mcdonalds for the rest of my years to come.

Spoiler: EVO was scum

[Whysper]

This actually happened in a game on Mafia Colosseum that just finished up, but it involved Gorta, Wisp, and WindwardAway. It was a long-phase game with 12 IRL days for each day phase. It was finally down to LYLO among those 3. Wisp correctly voted WWA as the wolf, and WWA cross-voted. So it came down to Gorta, and he suddenly voted Wisp.

The rest of the LYLO was both painful and hilarious.

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