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[katze]

throwback to RM4 where vulgard died with typos in his logs and almost exclusively wolves debated on whether or not the logs were real

watching wolves do things for villagers is kinda hilarious

[katze]

i clicked at a random spot of RM4 to see if i could find it

@Marshal

i only heal bitches

@katze

are you calling vulgard a bitch

@Marshal

absolutely

@Vulgard bitch

lmao

[Italy]

okay but can it top this

@Marshal

See, for example, what i’ve been doing is a reactiontest all along.

i am not marshal. This is italy. I drove down to austin, beat marshal up, tied him up in a closet, and am impersonating him to gain reactions

marshal has long since escaped the ropes but cannot come out of the closet i put him in because coming out of the closet is gay

[Italy]

marshal was very confused when he saw somebody in a plague doctor outfit outside his house

[clonedcheese]

i kinda dont like that i feel the need to clarify this
But
Is this what happened

[Italy]

maybe

it didn’t happen if there were no witnesses

[katze]

@Chloe

Lemme go tell my scumbuds to talk rq

@katze

tell them i said hi

@Chloe

Hey kat, kat told me to say hi

this being a W/W interaction is great

also i cannot for the life of me find the part where we analyze vulgards logs which means i probably passed it

heck

[Jane]

Give me a sec.

[Jane]

Forum of Lies

I think this is where it started?

Might’ve missed a small part that started earlier.

[katze]

how am i 1500 posts past this

i am skimming 2 fast

@Vulgard

@Vulgard

@Wazza

That will is bad.

im gonna cry
IT’S MY LEGITIMATE WILL GUYS PLS

@Vulgard

@katze

decent odds vul was SPKed

doubt, i’m not that good

@katze

or killed in fear of a redcheck

that’s more likely although i was deliberately going for v checks

@Vulgard

@katze

last time i saw vulgard die with logs he had reads in them

my reads are in the thread pls

@Vulgard

them trying to figure out if my logs were altered is the funniest thing ever

@Vulgard

STOP READING INTO MY TYPOS I WAS TIRED AS FUCK AND DIDN’T DOUBLECHECK AAAAA
aaaa

@Vulgard

THE ERROR WAS A TYPO AND I DIDN’T DOUBLECHECK BC I WAS TIRED
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Vulgard

IM GONNA SCREAM ABOUT THIS POSTGAME I WAS LOSING MY MIND
I WAS TIRED WHILE WRITING THEM AND DIDN’T DOUBLECHECK, WHICH IS WHY I MISSED THE TYPO
APPARENTLY IT WAS GROUNDS FOR “HMMM MAYBE THEY ARE NOT REAL??”
ALSO I DIDN’T PUT READS IN THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE GODDAMN THREAD
a

the fact all wolves were pretending to figure out if my logs were real was the funniest thing ever but also made me lose my mind

this is the post i was looking for

i love vulgard

[Italy]

just saw a man score a critical hit on a route’s first pokemon
during a nuzlocke
it was a one shot

[Icibalus]

OF ALL THE LEGENDARIES FROM FROZEN THRONE
the set with the objectively highest rate of good legendaries
the one that I get is fucking

[Italy]

i don’t even know MTG and i can tell with just a glance that’s a shit card

[Icibalus]

hearthstone and not MtG
but you’re correct
it’s powercrept by a card that was fucking released in the same set
at a lower rarity

[Italy]

i have proven that i neither know hearthstone nor MtG

[Icibalus]

what the fuck was Knights of the Frozen Throne
it contains both some of the most busted cards ever printed and absolute garbage
and it’s only my luck I get the bad stuff

[Icibalus]

still
400 dust is what I was looking for
it’s just

[Icibalus]

here are all the good legendary cards I could’ve gotten instead

Summary

[Wazza]

chuckles
Chaos.

[Jane]

ThErE iS a ThReAd FoR tHiS!!