Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Mercenary]

@margaret
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[Damafaud]

Someone tried to make a family

[Mercenary]

don’t talk this near hjasik

[Emilia]

I am offended

[Emilia]

It’s already proven

[Ami]

im still a memelord to this day or you proud dad

[Ami]

@Wazza

A Watermelon has 96% water.

I can walk on a watermelon.

Am I 96% Jesus?

wazza has come to cleanse our sins

[Shurian]

I still stand by that Dama’s three coloured pencil sharperners are the best.

Buries self in shame.

So I become a shu shu.

[Geyde]

@Geyde

That’s the first step.
Use proper terminology.

As you see Ici puts himself at a disadvantage by not using proper terminology.

@Geyde

Step two to getting good at FM: Appearance

If you want to be read well you need to look good in more ways than the obvious one. Your choice of PFP may seem irrelevant, but if you are hyper concious about your personal image you may want to think about it heavily.

The more important thing I’m going to note is how you present yourself in thread. As either alignment you are trying to find scum, and that usually entails trying to be reasonable with other players. Most of the time trying to solve the game by yourself doesn’t work, so that’s what the rest of the players are for.
If you come off as annoying or frustrating to play with, players generally won’t listen to you, even if you end up being right.

@Geyde

Now in Geyde’s FM tutorial, we can get onto fun stuff

At the beginning of the game, you are PM’d a rolecard. First off, check the wincon. This will evaluate how you are going to be playing this game. Typically it will either involve defeating either the informed minority or the uninformed majority.

If you rolled town, then you know you are town. Your voice is important to get your thoughts out.
If you rolled scum, then you know everyone’s alignment in most game types. You also know who your teammates are, which is important. You need to make sure to work with them to overpower the town.

@Geyde

We can apply these ideas by looking into some common tells and articles from people who are waaaay better than me at mafia.

https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Category:Common_Tells
https://www.mafiauniverse.com/forums/threads/11752-11-Effective-Wolf-Hunting-(by-Klopp)

By looking at this guide you shouldn’t expect to be a god instantly out of the gate. The most important thing in mafia is acting with intentionality.
Practice and experimentation are extremely important. You shouldn’t sit idly by and let the TLs play the game for you even if you think that you aren’t as good at reading.

I will likely post this elsewhere as well.

[Magnus]

@Magnus

1% battery. No charger. SOS. Send help!

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[Solic]

Self quotes

[Emilia]

Bannable offense

[Geyde]

The OP has a self-quote in it.

[Emilia]

Why do you think pug isnt here anymore

[Htm]

Pug is gone?

[Emilia]

He got banned for self-quoting in this thread.

[Marcus_Doodalee]

@Geyde you forgot this gem

@Geyde

Meta makes a good pair of glasses to look at someone from, but they shouldn’t make your read.

Cant tell you how many times people have asked
“Can’t you see without your glasses?”
“Yes I’m blind and these glasses magically cure my blindness.”

[Mercenary]

How many fingers are there

[Emilia]

Its over 9000

[Simon]

Tree colored pencil sharpeners