Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Marluxion]

@ChopChop

I’m a very valuable player when I’m gone

[Jane]

@min

speaking of, wind

you tested positive for. corona

@EliThePsycho

prediction
this is a redcheck soft

@WindwardAway

oh it was?

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[Marshal]

@Marluxion

Mom says it’s my turn on the misplay-station

@WindwardAway

time to get xboxed in

Not even during a game

I just appreciate these words

[Marshal]

Felt I needed some artistry for this monumental moment

[DatBird]

my favorite interaction from dangan 5

@katze

“…anyway, let me look at that… also, do you still have that energy drink?”

@DatBird

“Yeah you want it?”

@katze

“that’d be nice, i feel like after winning at the game of tetris i’ve earned the right to a gamer drink…”

@DatBird

“Catch” Arthur tosses it “Member im only giving you this if u chug it. Cause thats what Norman Reedus would do”

@katze

“chug it… right now?”

@Arete

katze does the default dance

@DatBird

" Well i guess u dont have to right now, but u said u wanted a drink."

@DatBird

" And if ur worried i did anything to it, you can see its still not cracked open, and you will hear the carbonation when it opens. And if u still dont trust that, i been honest with everyone that I had it. Would be to obviously me"

@katze

alyx shrugs

“fuck it, lets do this”

@Arete

kat chugs the Monster Energy

@katze

alyx screams, loudly, full of energy “ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ”

@DatBird

“MWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA”
Arthur looks hurt

@DatBird

He hands you this card

@katze

“are you okay?”

“…am i okay?”

@DatBird

Arthur turns the card over, still laughing

@DatBird

Arthur flips the card again

@katze

alyx literally dies

@DatBird

Arthur stops laughing. And flips the card a final time

“Sorry bout that, completely uncontrollable”

@katze

(have you been waiting all game for this)

@DatBird

(No this was super impromptu)

@DatBird

(So how much did u think u died there?)

@katze

(literally zero)

@DatBird

(shit. Not a good enough prank then. Just u wait til next time. Imma get u good)

[Jane]

@katze

Any votes on me after this point will be considered scumclaiming.

@katze

/vote katze

lets go

@katze

whatever

its super obvious arete tracked me

/vote katze

get it over with

@katze

okay

just turbo eli on d3 then

/vote katze

@katze

/vote katze

sorry boys and girls and enbies

i need it for my passive

@katze

wait

i forgot i have to selfvote for this to guarantee a kill on marl

/vote katze

@katze

/vote katze

cfd

@katze

its overly convoluted and requires a lot of effort, but like

i can do it

watch

/vote katze

if i convince like 6 other people to do this i can die

katze lockscum

[Marshal]

Extremely cute exchange in upick wolf chat

[WindwardAway]

@Intensify

If EVO is somehow scum, I will personally drop out of skool and pursue a big mac cooking inspired job for life at mcdonalds for the rest of my years to come.

Spoiler: EVO was scum

[Whysper]

This actually happened in a game on Mafia Colosseum that just finished up, but it involved Gorta, Wisp, and WindwardAway. It was a long-phase game with 12 IRL days for each day phase. It was finally down to LYLO among those 3. Wisp correctly voted WWA as the wolf, and WWA cross-voted. So it came down to Gorta, and he suddenly voted Wisp.

The rest of the LYLO was both painful and hilarious.

Long Phase - Mini Game - Special Game - Ballade des Dames du Temps Jadis Mafia | Day 5 | Page 59 | Mafia Colosseum

[CRichard564]

Just policy eliminate WindwardAway D1 in every game 4Head.

[Mercenary]

@Wisp what’s ur data center

[Arctic]

gorta has been promoted from being ML’ed in lylo every game to ML’ing others in lylo

[CRichard564]

Having Gorta alive in F3 is +EV for scum.

[WindwardAway]

But I’m a good town wolf and I helped town find my teammates

[Marluxion]

[Arctic]

@Whysper

it came down to Gorta, and he suddenly voted Wisp.

[Arctic]

PokemonKidRyan
PokemonKidRyan
PokemonKidRyan

@Marshal

im mafia

why does pkr only ever show up when we talk about him he’s like bloody mary

@PokemonKidRyan

I am still around fwiw.
This… discussion has been fascinating.
Like, Vul’s actually looking into this in depth and kind of understanding how I feel and what I’m thinking.
It’s weird to see something right?

@Marshal

if you look into a mirror and say pokemonkidryan 3 times a gay english dude in a fursuit appears out of nowhere and refuses to give reads

[Italy]

@Italy

hush losers

@Girlcat

Or what? You’ll kill me?

@Italy

Girlcat screams for a while and then suddenly dies of a stroke.

They were…

yes

[WindwardAway]

FAM Thread 2 (Day 2)

Upon winning a duel i gain a use of a 1-shot despacito

the ultimate ability

[Arctic]

you forgot the parody check

@TrustworthyLiberal

I think so as well but more so that the rest of the game is fairly villagery and with suspected 4 wolf’s atleast left I know my “parady check” and leaveing three in the rest like I can’t see a world with a green apple ATM.

@Italy

despacito and parody check