Last Poster Before Threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread v2)

[Italy]

in that game we nightkilled the only person townreading me hoping that people would start piecing things together

it didn’t work

[Italy]

we just need to bully eevee enough

[N.1]

It’s not his property anymore, though.

[Italy]

we
just
need
to
bully
eevee
enough

[N.1]

WJNTBEE

The West Jersey / North Texas Bee.
A great newspaper.

[Marshal]

I just realized chloe was in this game

[Italy]

ahem
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
WASPS ARE BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKERS

[katze]

she barely played cause finals but i read her as town and basically never reconsidered and every time i was asked to read sulit/htm i just pretended i put effort into it because soulreads

[Marshal]

I remember writing a beautiful italy wallpost overnight n1

@Marshal

Now for italy. Oh boy.

first, italy’s iso has like… one read and 40 fluffposts. Like seriously. I’ll quote all of the non-game-related posts.

Flufville

Italy managed to do his first read he has ever done, and it was even a correct one!

dance.jpeg

Marshal best waifu material?

i feel like i’m being ignored here and that’s kind of making me sad

:pepehands:

I think it’s the other way around. 3 mafia and 12 town

i mean, do you want an answer to that

Scum:

Italy, Priestess and Priestess but scummier

He managed to be a lost wolf in a mountainous game

Not claiming it’s happening but theoretically, would it be possible for a split personality hydra (where both players in a hydra are different alignments)

chloe lock scum town

I might

Until you realize you could die at literally any moment and nothing could ever save you from that

self-resolving

In mountainous
Where everyone is vanilla
And therefore has no abilities
Seems like everything’s in order, marshal locktown

my alignment will be revealed by n8

all of us are dead because of marshal

i’m back how dead am i

aaaaaAAAAAA implodes

o, you’re about to ex plode

jake is being surprisingly active and i’m going to break my desk with my c r a n i u m

:eyesbutlookingtheotherway:

I just want to say this though

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JAKE

don’t touch me while i’m catching up

don’t touch me in general

i will break your knees

i’ve never heard someone call it that but not gonna kinkshame pulls out baseball bat

what’s lamist

i can’t be bothered to google this one

raises hand

Time to create LAMISS

going to sleep now enjoy tearing eachother apart

is it because you’re a hydra

i’m sick and would rather rest than be playing some text game that’s likely going to last longer than whatever disease i may have

italy has come to check in, would anyone like to tell or ask me something in the next 2 minutes i’ll spend here

Italy, priestess and jake

nobody has ever gotten a serious response after asking italy who the scumteam is

bad habit but habit

if there’s nothing else to ask me, i’m gonna go rest

my activity slowed because i’ve gotten sick

i’d rather rest than spend time on the game that will likely last longer than my sickness does

That’s 37/55 posts already. yikes.

ok so lets move onto the kai wagon. Here is a list of reasons italy gave for why kai should be the lynch

1. Peer pressure.

alright so analyzing this list of reasons prof. marshal MD has come to the conclusion that this reason sucks. Not only is it a non-reason, they weren’t even pressured into voting kai like… at all . lets look at that interaction.

italy has come to check in, would anyone like to tell or ask me something in the next 2 minutes i’ll spend here

Move vote from Isaac if you want to onto Kai.

/vote kai because peer pressure

This is… it. Jake even said it in such a non-threatening/non-forceful way. No way italy, who hasn’t read the thread, random votes kai because jake says they can “vote kai if they want to”

this is just suuuuuch a yikes vote and i have a hard time beleiveing it’s town

wayyyy too much effort for “italy not posting = scum”

[Marshal]

and if jake wasn’t doing his selfvote + ate shit I probably would have pushed italy harder

[katze]

@Possessed

There’s a purpose to selfvoteing and this ain’t it fam.

@Possessed

I want Priestess next.

/Vote Possessed

@Arete

Hammer has been reached on Possessed

|Possessed|Htm, Priestess and Mercenary, Tangeld, Hippolytus, Possessed|

@Arete

Possessed was:

Mount Fuji, Vanilla Townie

tfw someone tells me not to selfvote then selfhammers

[Marshal]

@DatBird

Well my HTM read was wrong so that means my poe is Marshal Italy and Katze. With one of Marshal and Katze prob clearing the other

@DatBird

No I’m feeling ur lynch. The italy lynch has no resistance

@Marshal

I respectfully decline

god this exchange was so funny

not only because I was saying to vote someone else over my supposed top wolfread, but I find the “I respectfully decline” to be hilarious. Good joke past-marshal.

[katze]

@katze

Lucky for me I’m pretty sure I have a game winning PoE

Italy/Priestess/Tan preferably in that order

i predicted the future

[katze]

@Italy

i caught the flu

@katze

why didn’t you throw it back

@Italy

throw what back
the disease?
i can’t fit it in my hand

@katze

then how’d you catch it

@Italy

are you literally asking me how i caught the flu

@katze

how do you catch it if it doesn’t fit in your hands

@Italy

it’s a virus
it’s tiny

@Italy

i just got the joke and i’m disappointed in you kat
and also myself a bit

meow

[Italy]

“peer pressure” was a joke and i died inside because everyone used it as evidence against me

[Marshal]

@anon97870008

I didnt change my mind? Italy is BD and in his scum meta imho

priestess: explains why italy is in his scum meta

priestess: ok so this is why italy is town

god this game was hilarious

[Italy]

all community volunteers are physically incapable of scumreading eachother

[Italy]

hello zone

[Marshal]

@Tangeld

@Italy You’re at L-1, scum. Defend yourself or be lynched.

@Marshal

if ur gonna say that at leastz make italy at l-1

/vote italy

love this too l

[katze]

the amount of selfvotes in this game is actually absurd

someones gotta compile them all