Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Simon]

Business is in no short supply. I’m sure we’ll be fine

[MaximusPrime]

Yes, yes, I’m sure your orange magnus miracle plant is in no short supply.

[Simon]

We don’t give that out to any old schmuck that walks by

You have to work your way up to it

[MaximusPrime]

You’re messing with the wrong person. I suggest you enjoy your business while it lasts. Good day.

[Magnus]

You should try mixing your red into your food, it has a… burning taste.

[Magnus]

@Magnus

What is this mysterious purple booty?

But—

[Damafaud]

@Emilia

Golden rule:
One should treat others as one would like others to treat oneself

If you are masochist you should cause others pain

This one

[Damafaud]

This is Luxy first post in the forum

@Luxy

This is my first post ever on these forums, you should all be honoured.

And this is @Insanity reaction

@Insanity

And who the heck are you?

[Simon]

@Ami

dick is dick

the game hasnt even started yet

[sulit]

just gonna

@PokemonKidRyan

Do I need to teach you a lesson?

[Firekitten]

@Damafaud

Finally another white guy

[Firekitten]

@Marcus_Doodalee

Git defiled

[Luxy]

@Hippolytus

/shove ring where sun dont shine @Simon

this thread needs a revival

[Firekitten]

@MaximusPrime

@Insanity no molesting me please

@Insanity

Why not

[Vulgard]

@KyoDaz

Guaranteed confirmed info:

The scum faction has an anti-claim in play.

Priestess:

I’M BUTLER

@KyoDaz

Game:

Prince becomes more powerful with King

Priestess:

I’M POISONING THE KING

@KyoDaz

All in favor of calling the scum the ‘My Little Pony’ faction say I
I

@KyoDaz

There is definitely one My Little Pony member in Arete/PKR/Solic.
Let’s shatter their friendship. It’s not magic.

@KyoDaz

Priestess cannot be MLP:FiM because of reasons people have already explained that I can’t be bothered to unless you really want me to.

@KyoDaz

Rainbow Dash

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Supportive
Extreme Speed (Passive) - You are immune to the first attack on your life.
Rainbow Empowerment! (Day) - Ensure the target’s ability succeeds tonight. This will consume two usages if used on the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Killer - 4 uses
Our Friendship is Forever! (Night) - Target a player. Anyone attempting to visit them will be prevented. - Infinite uses
Defeat all members of the Blue Dragon and any neutrals that seek to do you harm.

I’ve just predicted Italy’s class card right here.

@KyoDaz

Mr Muscle: Limescale and Shine

Blue Dragon Killer
De-Scum Wallpostifier (Passive) - You will identify all lies in wallposts Arete makes. If Arete does not make a wallpost they will automatically be universally locked as scum.
Shine (Day) - Spray Mr. Muscle on a wall post. Any lies will be revealed to you. - Infinite uses
Scum Killer (Night) - Spray Mr. Muscle on Arete. This is a strongman kill. - Infinite uses
Kill Arete (Defeat all who oppose the Blue Dragon.)

KyoDaz was a goldmine despite only living for two days in Looming Threat. I’m not sure if this falls under ‘discussing ongoing games’ but I’m technically not discussing anything.

[anon97870008]

Good stuff. Good stuff.

[MaximusPrime]

classic

[Mercenary]

https://forum.imperium42.com/t/turbo-new-gi-thread-turbo-the-blue-dragon-the-town-and-the-aetherborn-won/78759/538

The game where scum tricked town into lynching a neutral who already won…
twice. AFTER they left the town victorious.
because I allowed voting at dead peple.

[KyoDaz]

First thing I knew was that I left the town as I had won.
Second thing I knew is that ‘my corpse’ was being hung for a second time.
Didn’t even know I had died.

[Mercenary]