Last Poster Before Threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread v2)

With no national guard coming after you, either.

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This is The Manifesto of Mother Monster
On G.O.A.T, a Government Owned Alien Territory in space
A birth of magnificent and magical proportions took place
But the birth was not finite, it was
infinite amount of time

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Oh yeah. Wonder what happened to them.

This is cursed, even compared to some of your older ones.

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TessA, the Journalist

  1. Wrote slanderous and lies on the papers about other people, accusing them of murder
  2. Drove a car into a bar to assassinate another journalist
  3. Got jailed and had her corrupt boss bail her out because she was making money
  4. Killed a national guard, stole keys to a tank
  5. Had a custom megaphone setup on the tank
  6. Drove the tank and blew up a police station

A geniune article:

TessA’s follow-up Article:

I’m pretty sure you did get arrested, but a riot distracted the police and you got to run away.

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Oh Magnus I forgot to mention I wrote a fake story and put a writer’s name down wrong

I’m pretty sure the only thing Zachary said that was true that I wrote down was

And my whole

Was complete bullshit

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Would you have been such a dramatic player if you were the murderer?

Of course I would’ve.


I wrote this fake as well

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OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF OLD ME FOR THIS LINE

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You mean a tank.

I FORGOT I REVERSED INTO PEOPLE

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LOL

You know you can join my current misc still

HELP ME

i am dying

HEEELPPP

(into people)

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