Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Chloe]

@Geyde

Elephants are mammals of the family Elephantidae and one of the largest existing land mammals, second only to your mum. Elephants have many useful features, from their acute awareness abilities to their high intelligence and capacity for learning. Their highly sensitive trunk, which is purportedly 4 times as sensitive as that of a bloodhounds, is able to discern the difference between your bullshit and you shitting you pants from over a mile away. By some miracle/freak of nature, your mother managed to mate with an innocent elephant. Unfortunately for you however, the only trait you inherited from your parents was your thick skull, fat ass, and absolutely humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

Im trying to think of something witty to put here
But all the jokes are irrelephant

[Marcus_Doodalee]

Did someone say King Dedede?

[DatBird]

MARCUS!!! how u been

[DatBird]

Sulit says hi!

[Marcus_Doodalee]

I’m alive and have evolved into the realms of early grown up hood

I can tell because I have started playing bridge and enjoy it

[katze]

haha imagine not being able to talk in this thread

@CheesyKnives

mmyes i have a suggestion

remove blue dragon

here’s a quote

this is a good (or bad) quote

perhaps even a best or worst quote

[katze]

@Firekitten

I’m 17 now

@Marcus_Doodalee

Soon

[katze]

@katze

sucking is step 1 to not sucking

you’re welcome vulgard

[DatBird]

New title and category. Only quotes no discussion

[Trochilidae]

Forum of Lies

i nominate this

[EliThePsycho]

@Whysper

You want to talk about improving townplay? Instead of just screaming at people to “act like town”, let people try to actually improve their townplay. I’ve seen it over and over again that people are just shot down immediately with harsh criticisms when they attempt to do something. It’s like the “masters” here expect masterful play or else. If you happen to say something that is a good read, you are simply said to be sheeping or following consensus. If you try to ask questions that you think are reasonable but that the “masters” view as worthless, then you are performing or wasting time. If you try to think outside the box and keep an open mind, you are labelled as scum with an agenda.

i nominate this specific part of the post

[Geyde]

@DybuDabu

vote derps or looser

The legend’s signature words

[Marshal]

@Twil1ight

@Leafia was executed! They were…

NSF Goon

Goon Class
Right Hand Mob (Passive) - You will turn into new NSF Leader when old NSF Leader dies and retain Firepower ability but lose Assignment ability
Firepower (Night) - The Factional Kill will bypass all actions and death immunity - 2 uses
Your objective is to eliminate all opposing factions that stands in your way

@Twil1ight

Day 3 is over! Night 3 has begun. I wish you all the best of luck in your future endeavours.

@Leafia

I’m not outed scum. Stop saying that I am.

[Marshal]

@Arete

wolves right now:

@Geyde

This is plagiarism

@Arete

[1]

[1] Geyde. (2020, November 21). Autumn Invitational - Day 2 (10/13). Retrieved November 24, 2020, from https://fol-archive.netlify.app/t/autumn-invitational-day-2-10-13/84772/16?u=arete

[katze]

@DatBird

im trying to do stuff, doesnt mean i cant be bored

@katze

[Marshal]

@orangeandblack5

kat protecc

kat attac

most importantly

kat pulls random bs for no reason

[min]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

That’s a funny way to spell alien godfather

@Mercenary

They were…

Soulshade

Art von Delay

Alien Godfather

You are investigated as “not alien” to Conspiracy Theorists, and as “town” to bloodhounds.
Defeat the Mafia, Werewolves, Town, Cult, Serial Killers, and any Condemners with Alien targets.

[GGhana]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

did you and arctic live happily ever after

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

we did not we fucking died

[GGhana]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

BTW, /vote Arctic im a lover with arctic, im coming out with this because hes sus as fuck, and i hope if i die he dies as well

@Mercenary

GGhana had a motorcycle crash.

Mario

Town Lover Tracker

Every night, you may choose a player to see who they visited that night. If your lover dies, you will commit suicide. Suicide is a strongman death.
Defeat the Mafia, Werewolves, Aliens, Cult, Serial Killers, and any Condemners with Town targets.

ArcticXI was found on a closed garage. Oops.

Beatrice Albert

Town Lover Fruit Vendor

Every night, you may choose a player. They will receive fruit. Fruit does nothing. If your lover dies, you will commit suicide. Suicide is a strongman death.
Defeat the Mafia, Werewolves, Aliens, Cult, Serial Killers, and any Condemners with Town targets.

[GGhana]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

This game was genuinely cringe

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

what did you expect when the guy who died midway through still has the most posts of the entire game