Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[katze]

@katze

sucking is step 1 to not sucking

you’re welcome vulgard

[DatBird]

New title and category. Only quotes no discussion

[Trochilidae]

Forum of Lies

i nominate this

[EliThePsycho]

@Whysper

You want to talk about improving townplay? Instead of just screaming at people to “act like town”, let people try to actually improve their townplay. I’ve seen it over and over again that people are just shot down immediately with harsh criticisms when they attempt to do something. It’s like the “masters” here expect masterful play or else. If you happen to say something that is a good read, you are simply said to be sheeping or following consensus. If you try to ask questions that you think are reasonable but that the “masters” view as worthless, then you are performing or wasting time. If you try to think outside the box and keep an open mind, you are labelled as scum with an agenda.

i nominate this specific part of the post

[Geyde]

@DybuDabu

vote derps or looser

The legend’s signature words

[Marshal]

@Twil1ight

@Leafia was executed! They were…

NSF Goon

Goon Class
Right Hand Mob (Passive) - You will turn into new NSF Leader when old NSF Leader dies and retain Firepower ability but lose Assignment ability
Firepower (Night) - The Factional Kill will bypass all actions and death immunity - 2 uses
Your objective is to eliminate all opposing factions that stands in your way

@Twil1ight

Day 3 is over! Night 3 has begun. I wish you all the best of luck in your future endeavours.

@Leafia

I’m not outed scum. Stop saying that I am.

[Marshal]

@Arete

wolves right now:

@Geyde

This is plagiarism

@Arete

[1]

[1] Geyde. (2020, November 21). Autumn Invitational - Day 2 (10/13). Retrieved November 24, 2020, from https://fol-archive.netlify.app/t/autumn-invitational-day-2-10-13/84772/16?u=arete

[katze]

@DatBird

im trying to do stuff, doesnt mean i cant be bored

@katze

[Marshal]

@orangeandblack5

kat protecc

kat attac

most importantly

kat pulls random bs for no reason

[min]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

That’s a funny way to spell alien godfather

@Mercenary

They were…

Soulshade

Art von Delay

Alien Godfather

You are investigated as “not alien” to Conspiracy Theorists, and as “town” to bloodhounds.
Defeat the Mafia, Werewolves, Town, Cult, Serial Killers, and any Condemners with Alien targets.

[GGhana]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

did you and arctic live happily ever after

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

we did not we fucking died

[GGhana]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

BTW, /vote Arctic im a lover with arctic, im coming out with this because hes sus as fuck, and i hope if i die he dies as well

@Mercenary

GGhana had a motorcycle crash.

Mario

Town Lover Tracker

Every night, you may choose a player to see who they visited that night. If your lover dies, you will commit suicide. Suicide is a strongman death.
Defeat the Mafia, Werewolves, Aliens, Cult, Serial Killers, and any Condemners with Town targets.

ArcticXI was found on a closed garage. Oops.

Beatrice Albert

Town Lover Fruit Vendor

Every night, you may choose a player. They will receive fruit. Fruit does nothing. If your lover dies, you will commit suicide. Suicide is a strongman death.
Defeat the Mafia, Werewolves, Aliens, Cult, Serial Killers, and any Condemners with Town targets.

[GGhana]

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

This game was genuinely cringe

[SFM] Va-11 Hall-A Greatest Idea Game Thread - Day 7 (5/19) - Mafia Wins

what did you expect when the guy who died midway through still has the most posts of the entire game

[Arete]

I present an entire in-game day from the most recent completed game:

@Italy

CatgirlCopvig fucking dies

they were…

Vanilla Townie (Catgirl)

You might be a typical lazy catgirl, but that doesn’t mean you won’t do whatever it takes to remove the filthy canines in your midst! All you have is your vote and your meow, use it well nyan~
You win when all the doggirls have been exiled.
You lose if the Jester is executed before D3.

Night 3 has started and ends… Now.

Day 4 has begun.

Girlcat screams for a while and then suddenly dies of a stroke.

They were…

Jester (Foxgirl)

You’re not a catgirl, you’re not a doggirl, but what are you ? This is the question that begs to be answered, running through your head constantly. You’re never truly fitting in with either group, flitting on the edge of society alone with only your thoughts and sneaky grin for company. A plan comes to mind, a devious, insane plan to finally make them see you as you grin that maniacal foxlike grin.
You win if executed by the end of D3.
You will commit suicide and automatically lose if still alive by the start of D4.

@Nyan-chan

/vote PurrlyWholesome

@Nyan-chan

@Trochilidae

I’m gay

@joycatgirl

/vote purr

@joycatgirl

@Trochilidae come on let’s do this

@ChibiCat

/vote purrlywholesome

end game before dinner @Trochilidae

@joycatgirl

nyan chibi obvtown

@Nyan-chan

help I’m dying of laughter

this game is amazing

@Italy

it’s been a literal minute

okay hush

@Italy

You all immediately turn on purrely wholesome and beat them until they stop moving. Dark.

They were…

Vanilla Townie (Catgirl)

You might be a typical lazy catgirl, but that doesn’t mean you won’t do whatever it takes to remove the filthy canines in your midst! All you have is your vote and your meow, use it well nyan~
You win when all the doggirls have been exiled.
You lose if the Jester is executed before D3

Day 5 begins.

[EliThePsycho]

not FM but i do not care

[Marshal]

I petition we file this under “Worst”

@thepigeonnyc

Everyone talks about Dayless like it’s a meme . Well, that ends today. Note that this is not a signup thread.

Rolelist:
1x Angel
3x Town Neighbor/izers
3x Town Vanilla
1x Mafia Neighbor/izer
1x Mafia Goon

Town Neighbor/izer

You share a neighborhood with all other Neighbor/izers. Each night, everyone in the neighborhood may come to a consensus on who else gets to be a Neighbor/izer of their respective alignment. They gain that card immediately upon agreement.

A gun is given to one random person with this card. Only they know that they have a gun. Once they die, the gun is moved to another person with this card. Once everyone with this card dies, any vanilla Town in the neighborhood is given the gun. They can use this gun to shoot anyone else in the neighborhood. This can cause their target to flip as either “died” or “shot” (if an Angel dies from the shot due to the compulsive bodyguarding, it will always show as “died”), by choice of the gunbearer.

You win if the neighborhood has no Mafia in it.

Vanilla Town

You cannot do anything until you receive the Town Neighbor/izer card.

You win if the neighborhood has no Mafia in it.

Mafia Neighbor/izer

You share a neighborhood with all other Neighbor/izers. Each night, everyone in the neighborhood may come to a consensus on who else gets to be a Neighbor/izer of their respective alignment.

You share a night chat with your teammate. Each night, you may come to a consensus on who to kill. You may pick anyone .

You win if the neighborhood has no Town in it.

Mafia Goon

You are not in the neighborhood until you are given the Mafia Neighbor/izer card, but you share a night chat with your teammate. Each night, you may come to a consensus on who to kill. You may pick anyone .

You win if the neighborhood has no Town in it.

Angel

You are not in the neighborhood until you are given the Angel Neighbor/izer card (just pretend it exists).

You are randomly assigned to protect one random person. You have a night chat with that person. If your contract is to die, you will die instead.

You win if your contract survives to the end of the game.

I probably made a game-breaking mistake somewhere. Sorry.

[CRichard564]

EFoL 4&3/4 - Game Thread - Day 5 (5/16) - The Blue Dragon and Scorned are victorious!

Paladin. N1 Eli, not sus D2 Windward, no visit N2 CRich, not sus

And this is when he knew he [REDACTED] up.

[Marluxion]

@an_gorta_pratai

I am your worst nightmare Leafia

@Leafia

You’re right about that. You’re an idiot.

[Jane]

PoV: You are Town and Town Seth is pushing for an infolynch on another Town in MyLo

@ChopChop

Now you other alive players.
All of you.
May believe this means nothing.
You may believe it’s pointless.
Well that’s what scum would want you to think.

You see if you focus on “this is scummy let’s yeet”
We get no where and the Chance will always be the same “3/5”
It’s also always going to be a 3/5 chance if we focus on who’s scummy.

So we CAN’T DO THAT it’s not entirely about who’s wolfy and who ain’t.

It’s about how people say stuff and where and how they chose to respond.
No one can immediate their Town Meta just like their scum meta perfectly.
Scum has agenda and that also includes on how to respond.

Let’s not forgot that with a LiLi yeet we have 2 confirmed town as I said before.
We have the same chance at losing the game if we yeet literally anyone else.
Our odds are Always going to be the same!

[SirDerpsAlot]

@eevee

Team Player Awards time!

Please add Chloe to your classcard (yes, to all 3 of them Derps).

Nice