Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Nerbins]

@Geyde

We don’t punch people in the dick here.

[Geyde]

My entire career has been leading up to that one quote.

[BlueStorm]

@NuclearBurrito

I’ma be honest the animal kingdom is a dick

Harsh, but true.

[Lightsin]

It is harsh, but it is the law.

[Magnus]

I trust [player]’s claim.
He’s literally claimed evil
Well, nobody’s perfect.

[Magnus]

@Magnus

”damn. We sent the wrong package.”

^^^^^^^^^^

[Lightsin]

@Magnus

D-Class Personal

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Mercenary]

cursed

[Insanity]

delet this

[Wazza]

@Geyde

That’s Wazza for you.
He’s fine when you get to know him.

Said no one ever.

[Geyde]

:^)

[Lightsin]

@Emilia

You play too much roblox

How did you know?

[Simon]

woah there buckaroo that better not be from an active game

[Geyde]

@Icibalus

Ici #1: WANT TO FORM A TOWNBLOC
Ici #2: YES
Ici #3: CAN I JOIN?
Ici #1: YES
Ici #4: CAN I JOIN AS WELL?
ICI #2: YES
Ici #5: CAN I JOIN?
Ici #1-4: WOLF DETECTED /vote Icibalus #5

this is how I play chess

[Mercenary]

@Zone_Q11

i feel like I am a god at this game

So god died and chaos wins.
…yeah, that’s about right.

[Lightsin]

@back-to-firekitten

I’m using grand jury D2 on the next person who tries to talk about love

Me:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mL9Aohgd79I

[Magnus]

@Boss110

i can’t stand it when people go blindly in just to die from a giant rat with an axe

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[Wazza]

@Geyde

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.

@PoisonedSquid

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

@Geyde

Uhh…

@PoisonedSquid

Goes into kitchen
GASP
Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohohoho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

@Geyde

Uh-

@Geyde

Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent’s gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations,
There’ll be trouble in town tonight!

@Geyde

Seymour!

@PoisonedSquid

Superintendent! I was just… uh… stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

@Geyde

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
[Visible Confusion]

@PoisonedSquid

Uh… a-Oooo! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mhmmmmm. Steamed clams.

@Geyde

Leaves Room.

@PoisonedSquid

Breathes a sigh of relief and then goes to the Krusty Burger via windowsill.

@PoisonedSquid

Enters dining room.
Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth watering hamburgers.

@Geyde

I thought we were having steamed clams.

@PoisonedSquid

Doh no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.

@Geyde

You call hamburgers “steamed hams?”

@PoisonedSquid

Yes, it’s a regional dialect.

@Geyde

Uh-huh… uh, what region?

@PoisonedSquid

Uh… Upstate New York?

@Geyde

Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”

@PoisonedSquid

Oh no, not in Utica, no. It’s an Albany expression.

@Isaac_Gonzalez

wtf is going on

@Geyde

I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

@PoisonedSquid

Pfhohoho, no. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

@Geyde

…For steamed hams?

@PoisonedSquid

Yes.

@Geyde

Yeah, so you call them “steamed hams” despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
[Reveals that the burger is grilled]

@PoisonedSquid

Starts to look nervous.
I-uh…you know th-… one thing I shou-… 'Scuse me for one second.

@Geyde

[Mumbling]
Of course.

@PoisonedSquid

Leaves the room for two seconds then comes back with a fire going on in the distance.
Yawn. Well, that was wonderful. Good times were had by all. I’m pooped.

@Geyde

Yes, I should be-

Good Lord, what is happening in there!?

@PoisonedSquid

Aurora Borealis?

@Geyde

Uh- aurora borealis!?

At this time of year

At this time of day

In this part of the country,

Localized entirely within your kitchen!?

@PoisonedSquid

Has a smile on face.
Yes.

@Geyde

[Visible Intrigue]
May I see it?

@PoisonedSquid

Immediately looks unpleased.
No.

@Wazza

[Clearly Shouting]
SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

@PoisonedSquid

No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.

@Geyde

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say… you steam a good ham.

@Wazza

[Shouting More Through Fire Sounds]
HELPPPP! HELPPP!

And now, we bow for our scene on this glorified day with a glorified opening.

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

lol u added me saying “wtf is going on”

[Wazza]

I had to.